win04: February 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Some more JOKEZ

A guy broke into my apartment and stole nothing but my TV remote.. Now, he drives by and just change the channel.. =_=

Boy : I hate Wednesday, Thurday and Friday!!
Girl : Why??
Boy : WTF, dude!!!
Comment if you understand.. :D

*Chatting on fb*
Girl : Who's the girl you love the most here?
Boy : the one i'm chatting with. :)
Girl : Awwwwwwwww.... :3
Boy : Oh, not you. there's another girl i'm chatting with right now.
Girl : ... =_="

Boy : I'll jump in front of a train for ya!!
Girl : Awwwwwww... :)
Boy : You know i'll do anything for ya!!
Girl : Awwwwwww... :3
Boy : *Pulls earphones from ears*
Can you stop saying awwww??? I'm listening to Bruno Mars!
Girl : ...

I so wanna see Twilight fans go in front of Taylor Lautner and say "OMG!!! It's Sharkboy!!!" :D

Girl : T-G-I-F
Boy : S-H-I-T
Girl : T-G-I-F!!!
Boy : S-H-I-T!!
Girl : Hmm.. Thank God It's Friday!
Boy : Sorry Honey, It's Thursday.
ROFL

JOKEZ

Learn Chinese in just 5 minutes.. LOL

That's not right
( Sum Ting Wong )

See me A.S.A.P
( Kum Hia Nao )

Small horse
( Tai Ni Po Ni )

I thought you were on a diet
( Wai Yu Ei Ting )

He's cleaning the car
( Wa Shing Ka )

This is a tow away zone
( No Pah King )

Great!
( Fa Kin Su Pah )